Monday, May 23, 2011

Say "Cheese!"

gum surgery. really? And it's not even laser treatment (what I originally thought was going to treat these bad boys) . It's ACTUAL surgery. Like...tools and drills or whatever they use. In my mouth. On my poor (infected, deep pocketed, extra-large, diseased) gums. They're going to get ripped apart. And the bone is going to be sawed away. And the tissue is going to be removed. I don't even want to think about the blood. And I'm going to cry because I'll be awake! The local anaesthesia better be strong. I don't want to feel ANY of it. Seeing it happen will be painful enough. And I thought I was one of the lucky ones because I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth pulled. Little did I know...

But at least i can finally say this:
BYE BYE GUMMY SMILE (that has plagued me my entire life...okay fine, maybe not my entire life, but at least my photographs)
BYE BYE GINGIVITIS (ew, I know)
HELLOO beautiful movie star smile! (hopefully) 
and healthy gums! 
and a quick hello ice cream, soup, and everything super soft that I will be living on for the next two weeks
I really hope this is worth the four grand the dentist says it is. Who knew a person's gums could break the bank? This would happen to me.

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